A Dumb Animal Has Her Say

What would a moo moo cow say if two old farmers were talking beside it, about dumb animals? I think the cow would stop eating, look up at the farmers and say; "if your human ancestor Eve, would not have eaten Gods fruit, you know the apple, you would be nude like me with no worries or shame about being Butt naked. I am proud of my ancestor for not being that stupid, I got grass to eat, Humans waiting on me like kind servants, no worries about life or death or about being naked, plenty of water to drink, and no worries about being smarter then anyone else and doing something stupid, and getting emotional over it all. "

Lets Talk To Some Animals

My grandson hit my table-saw with a hammer today to scare a morning dove, that was setting on a fence watching me add water to the pool, in my flower garden and the morning dove flew off and landed on my side of the pool, as I was yelling at the kid to leave the bird alone. The dove was about two feet away from me, looking at first at me; Maybe saying "Hi friend" and then looking at my grandson; perhaps saying, "Bring it on boy." The morning dove is my favorite bird, so handsome, almost majestic like and very friendly, at least to me. They pop up out of know-where after a greeting coo coo, and after landing they seem to be saying "the top of the morning to you sir." I had returned home from Fargo and was kinda depressed over having to go through an angiogram on Thursday and three morning doves came and landed on the roof of my sons garage, a mom, pop and baby, and stayed for a long time, kinda like old friends coming by to cheer me up and they sure did.